Friendly advice for women.

Women remember that dreams and goals are just Satan's way of distracting you from making dinner.

16 and pregnant.

I just caught 16 and pregnant for the first time and I was surprised to find out this show was not about Mexicans.

Pro Choice

I'm an advocate of pro choice just not as much as Casey Anthony.

Great joke and if you went ohhhhh that's how pussies laugh. Here is my all time favorite baby joke.

"You don't know what pain is, you have no idea what pain is until you see your baby drown in the bathtub and you definitely don't know how to wash a baby." - Anthony Jeselnik