Thursday, October 27, 2011

Alcohol

Yes as most of you know I enjoy it. Some people have told me I have a problem. Going out to the bars on my weekend is a problem? Fuck you! I am young, single and like to have fun. I can't stand the people who claim "I don't have to drink to have fun". Well that is good for you. As Jim Jefferies said " all your stories end the same 'and then I went home".  Dont pass your judgment on to me. Drinking once a night with friends at the bar isn't a problem, its a great time.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Halloween

Halloween is by far my favorite holiday. Its really just an excuse to get drunk. My favorite thing tho is that all girls pretty much go as the same thing, slut. God bless America.

Oh the picture is what I feel I look like when I Dougie drunk.

snow..

Fuck the snow. People who claim they love the first snow make me sick to my stomach. Everyone from here doesn't know how to drive in it. Yeah I love waking up an hour earlier to clean my car off and let it warm up. The only good thing about snow is snowdays.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Stupid Questions.

Yes it is true there is no such thing a a stupid question. There is however stupid people. My biggest pet peeve is hearing the same question asked over and over again but in a slightly different way hoping that the answer will be different. Pay attention the first time.

Monday, October 24, 2011

This is music?

Can someone please explain to me how dubstep is considered music? Its like the special Olympics of the music industry. Here is an example for you in case you haven't heard this god awful sound.

NBA

Does anyone really care that it is going to be locked out all season? I am a fan but I really don't seem to care. I normally get excited in March. I guess the longer the season the less people are interested. The NBA needs to learn from the NHL. It's been 6 years since that lock out and I am just getting interested again.

Friendly advice for women.

Women remember that dreams and goals are just Satan's way of distracting you from making dinner.